WARNING: THIS NOVEL CONTAINS DEPICTIONS OF GRAPHIC SEX, VIOLENCE AND OTHER UNWHOLESOME ACTIVITIES.
Never underestimate the love of a homemade zombie girlfriend.
Meet Denny Gleeth, a sad and lonely and entirely pathetic and unloved man
who has just sold his immortal soul to unholy forces to bring to life Uschi.
Uschi is a crudely patched together from a wide variety of female cadaver parts zombie lady. It's surprising how much personality, skill for creative
lovemaking, and hunger for brains she comes with. But life with Denny in a Texas trailer park quickly proves to be not nearly enough to satisfy her. Busty and sassy and rotting Uschi wants to go fun places, have wild hair up the ass adventures, eat whatever folks may capture her fancy, and take Denny right along for the whole thrilling ride. She's going to treat him to enough excitement to put some hair on his balls and awaken the warrior's heart she knows is hidden beneath his many insecurities and fears.
Along the way the dead girl and alive boyfriend will confront a parking lot vampire, experience the excitement of sex in a public location, battle a killer invader from outer space, take part in a conversation on the career of 1970s country and western singing star Mac Davis, become involved with a backwoods cult that worships a bizarre god, agitate undead twins, and enjoy rough Texas weather.
Hang on tight, Denny, hot zombie romance is taking you places you never dared imagine and making you do things you never dreamed a something like you would ever get to do.
Uschi! Devil zombie loving at its finest.